EQUIPMENT DOSSIER:
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sincerelyironicIMPOSSIBLY COOL CLOTHES
ATOMIC GIRL: Your standard kahki jeans, chucks, atomic symbol shirt and the green scarf.
PARTICLE GIRL: Standard Coolkid Level Up! Raglan-style red-and-white t-shirt with the atomic symbol, black better-fitting jeans, and bright red chucks. And the scarf. Can't forget the scarf.
HOUSE ALWAYS WINS: Black slacks, a pinstripe crisp pressed blouse, red tie with the atomic symbol on it, optional black vest and black straps around her upper arms. Sleeves usually rolled up. Alchemized via Eridan's sharp suit.
BONITA HERMANITA: No shit this is the girliest piece of clothing you own. Red with a full ruffled red skirt, and a caléndula in her hair. Where the fuck did this even come from? You got way too caught up making stuff.
SQUIDDLE SNOW SUIT: YEAH!!! NOW WE'RE TALKING. Ready for COOLKID SCAMPER ACTION out in those snowdrifts - A snowsuit decorated with squiddles. SO COOL!!!!!
HER BROTHER'S SISTER: Fuck yes. Black cap, white shirt, black jeans and fingerless gloves. Do you really need anything else? Quintessential Coolkid gear, not to be used lightly.
WITCH OF TIME GOD TIER: What the fuck is this, legend of Zelda with a color change?
WEAPONS
AIRSOFT RIFLE: The standard first level weapon.
NERF A BITCH: Alchemized Airsoft+Smuppet.
BAYONET: Alchemized Katana+Airsoft
BAYONETTES: yeah unfortunately the katana you used for the bayonet was PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY so it keeps breaking and you get a 1/2blade bayonet and seriously what the fuck use is that. So you alchemized a shit ton of replaceable blades for it.
ZOMBIEKILLER: Shotgun that seems to have this green glowing thing going on. High damage, low accuracy, doubles as melee weapon. Formaldahyde+Bayonet+Shovel
ACES HIGH: Tommy Gun. Poor range but can punch a hole through most walls. Alchemized Midnight Crew Poster+Airsoft Rifle
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING: God what the fuck is this. The rifle not only shoots bullets but creates a small sonic boom with each shot, not only taking out the enemy but knocking back others quite effectively. Current Favorite ♥ Zombiekiller+Amps.
DODGE THIS: Gamebro Lightguns+Matrix Poster fuck yes we are duel wielding these motherfuckers.
MEMENTO: Bro's sword taken from his dead body, with one of Jadesprite's feather's tied to the hilt of it. Jade intends to use it on a suicide run against Jack if the opportunity for a win arises, but otherwise just keeps it with her. It still has Bro's blood on it.
SHOVEL: Bought from Ace Hardware last summer for ironic shenanigans.
OTHER BS
CHRONOROCKER: A candy red small guitar made for a young girl that has been modded out with a gear design. Functions the same as Dave's turntables. (Also has built-in amps somehow, ok, otherwise that shit is hard to lug around. Plug in to TURN IT UP TO ELEVEN)
HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE: It's just a wristband that Jade uses to keep her guitar pick. She has one for all the suits but uses the heart one as standard.
TINTED iLENSES: they are prescription as well as a portable computer. Theoretically she can untint them at will. She has x999 of these, thanks of learning to loot from her dead selves for things that are important.
BROPPET: Spare cap of Bro's+Smuppet. Disturbing connotations completely go over Jade's head as she doesn't get what the smuppets are for in the first place.
ALPHA TRACKER: iPhone+old-ass clock (thanks David). Pings the Trolls' ISP address every fifteen minutes. If it comes back as no response, you know you probably aren't the alpha timeline anymore.
x999 BULLETS Much like the shades, Jade's got ammo to last her until Kingdom come.
ATOMIC GIRL: Your standard kahki jeans, chucks, atomic symbol shirt and the green scarf.
PARTICLE GIRL: Standard Coolkid Level Up! Raglan-style red-and-white t-shirt with the atomic symbol, black better-fitting jeans, and bright red chucks. And the scarf. Can't forget the scarf.
HOUSE ALWAYS WINS: Black slacks, a pinstripe crisp pressed blouse, red tie with the atomic symbol on it, optional black vest and black straps around her upper arms. Sleeves usually rolled up. Alchemized via Eridan's sharp suit.
BONITA HERMANITA: No shit this is the girliest piece of clothing you own. Red with a full ruffled red skirt, and a caléndula in her hair. Where the fuck did this even come from? You got way too caught up making stuff.
SQUIDDLE SNOW SUIT: YEAH!!! NOW WE'RE TALKING. Ready for COOLKID SCAMPER ACTION out in those snowdrifts - A snowsuit decorated with squiddles. SO COOL!!!!!
HER BROTHER'S SISTER: Fuck yes. Black cap, white shirt, black jeans and fingerless gloves. Do you really need anything else? Quintessential Coolkid gear, not to be used lightly.
WITCH OF TIME GOD TIER: What the fuck is this, legend of Zelda with a color change?
WEAPONS
AIRSOFT RIFLE: The standard first level weapon.
NERF A BITCH: Alchemized Airsoft+Smuppet.
BAYONET: Alchemized Katana+Airsoft
BAYONETTES: yeah unfortunately the katana you used for the bayonet was PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY so it keeps breaking and you get a 1/2blade bayonet and seriously what the fuck use is that. So you alchemized a shit ton of replaceable blades for it.
ZOMBIEKILLER: Shotgun that seems to have this green glowing thing going on. High damage, low accuracy, doubles as melee weapon. Formaldahyde+Bayonet+Shovel
ACES HIGH: Tommy Gun. Poor range but can punch a hole through most walls. Alchemized Midnight Crew Poster+Airsoft Rifle
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING: God what the fuck is this. The rifle not only shoots bullets but creates a small sonic boom with each shot, not only taking out the enemy but knocking back others quite effectively. Current Favorite ♥ Zombiekiller+Amps.
DODGE THIS: Gamebro Lightguns+Matrix Poster fuck yes we are duel wielding these motherfuckers.
MEMENTO: Bro's sword taken from his dead body, with one of Jadesprite's feather's tied to the hilt of it. Jade intends to use it on a suicide run against Jack if the opportunity for a win arises, but otherwise just keeps it with her. It still has Bro's blood on it.
SHOVEL: Bought from Ace Hardware last summer for ironic shenanigans.
OTHER BS
CHRONOROCKER: A candy red small guitar made for a young girl that has been modded out with a gear design. Functions the same as Dave's turntables. (Also has built-in amps somehow, ok, otherwise that shit is hard to lug around. Plug in to TURN IT UP TO ELEVEN)
HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE: It's just a wristband that Jade uses to keep her guitar pick. She has one for all the suits but uses the heart one as standard.
TINTED iLENSES: they are prescription as well as a portable computer. Theoretically she can untint them at will. She has x999 of these, thanks of learning to loot from her dead selves for things that are important.
BROPPET: Spare cap of Bro's+Smuppet. Disturbing connotations completely go over Jade's head as she doesn't get what the smuppets are for in the first place.
ALPHA TRACKER: iPhone+old-ass clock (thanks David). Pings the Trolls' ISP address every fifteen minutes. If it comes back as no response, you know you probably aren't the alpha timeline anymore.
x999 BULLETS Much like the shades, Jade's got ammo to last her until Kingdom come.
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Date: 2011-02-07 08:13 am (UTC)